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VelociPastor – B Movie Masterpiece (2018)

Keep in mind, this site is dedicated to a lifestyle…not just cannabis itself.  So when I recommend some movies, it won’t always be because they were stoner flicks or that they even mentioned or showed cannabis use in them.  It’ll be more about being able to enjoy a movie high or that I just want to share something I really enjoyed sober and think y’all can enjoy high for whatever reasons.

So take my word on this one.  High or sober, you simply gotta give it a chance.

I’m proud to admit, that even before this movie was talked about on Twitter…I happened upon it and recommended it to friends.  Some won’t listen to my recommendations any longer because of it, the more cultured and intelligent ones however…LOVED Velocipastor and will consider my cinema callouts like they were etched in stone on Mount Sinai.

Without going into detail and giving away too much, let me just list a few things in this movie that make it amazing: ninjas, a velociraptor/pastor, a beautiful prostitute, Vietnam flashbacks, stunts, choreography and a pimp named ‘Frankie Mermaid’.   That’s all I’m gonna say about that.

If you’ve already watched this movie…perhaps it’s about time to watch it again.  As usual don’t be too hard on the movie…and just let yourself enjoy the show.

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